shout it.

oh my god, they killed kenny.

2010-03-24T21:22:00.000+08:00

Hi.

School has started again and so I'm busy with CCA, remedials and other things. But, I still have time to watch South Park. I hate how Singapore never shows those really good TV shows here, but show it in the US. You know, shows like South Park, Family Guy, American Dad, One Tree Hill. Thank God they at least have the Simpsons.

So, I stumbled upon a website the other day which allows you to watch every episode of South Park online and that's what I've been doing. From the first episode. I'm currently about halfway through season two. It is really funny. Go watch it. Just do a Google search.

That's what I've been doing. Rushing homework every night because I'm so tired and watching South Park. Sounds like the perfect life.

I'm out.

undisclosed desires.

2010-03-18T22:35:00.000+08:00

Hello.

It's Thursday. I haven't started on my homework yet.

I just don't feel like it. Is that a valid reason?
No? Okay.

I'll see if I can work something out over the weekend. Busy for the whole day tomorrow.
The choir's performing at Ngee Ann City.

Thank you, Ziana, for updating my blog for me.

Okay, bye.

whirlwind of emotions

2010-03-15T20:06:00.001+08:00

Ziana here(:

Sunil got nothing to say so here I am updating for this guy.

We are both bored and got nothing to do for the holidays. Girls, his free!!!!!!

Kay, I got nothing to say anymore.

Bye people!

turn the lights out.

2010-03-07T01:30:00.000+08:00

Finally, one more week.

Just one more week and the March holidays begin. I'm excited. I don't know for what, as I have nothing planned, but still. A week away from school to have fun? Sounds good to me.

Apparently, Hakim is organizing a barbeque of some sort. I don't know if it's confirmed yet, but hopefully it is. At least I have something to do.

And I may also be going for Danceworks at Plaza Singapura to support the dancers from my school. Sounds really fun. Well, you know, to watch them. I'm sure it's pretty tiring.

Anyways, just a short update at like, 1:30AM in the morning. Still awake because I've been watching movies non-stop. That's what I've been doing for the past few weeks, along with studying a little. I've literally watched over 20 movies. I need a life.

Cross Country is on Friday. And it's in the afternoon. I don't know how I'm going to survive 4.8km with killer weather. I'll probably get a heat stroke and die on the spot. Nothing much, you know?

Okay, I've rambled too much. I'm gonna go sleep... or watch another movie.

Peace.

ambiguous.

2010-03-03T22:35:00.000+08:00

Did Blogger get a new layout? I don't see any formatting or editing options, just a big space for title and post. Weird.

EDIT: Okay, I needed to switch to the new layout in order to get my editing options back. Blogger does have a new editing layout and it's nice.

What's up? I've changed my skin three times over the past couple of weeks and I'm settling for this. For awhile. Ziana and me plan to have the same blogskin and that sounds like fun, so we're getting Bryan to update his blog. C'mon, Bryan, seriously? October 17, 2009? Holy shit.

School has been fun this couple of weeks, going out of school for activities quite abit. Old Folks' Home today, Career Fair @ Suntec City tomorrow. Beats having lessons. We're also using this mini-laptops for Science and our teacher says this is probably the best teaching method ever, because if we finish our work first, we can surf the Net until the period is over.

So everybody does their work really quickly and we can all surf the Net. The wireless network in my school is terribly slow and it takes two minutes to open any website. Don't even mention blogs with a billion pictures. Those don't even load.

Anyways, enough of rambling. 10:31PM on a Wednesday night and I'm talking nonsense.

Peace.

eh wtf.

2010-02-21T11:33:00.000+08:00

Hi.

Don't ask me why I haven't been posting, cos I got nothing to tell you. Lazy? EH I'VE BEEN STUDYING OKAY. I realized that I wanna do well for Common Test and MYE, work really hard and go to 3E1 next year.

WHO AM I KIDDING? No, but seriously. Work harder than whatever shit I'm doing now. That's kinda my goal. So yes call me gay or whatever. But I told you, I'd probably be blogging less. Cos I have a life. Not like you.

Practically NOTHING of interest has happened over the past few weeks. Nothing at all. Oh, yeah, the only change you may be seeing soon in this blog is a new skin which I'm currently trying to find now, as I'm sick and tired of this one.

Other than that, I'm out. Peace.

Mr Wang.

2010-02-06T11:16:00.001+08:00

Mr Wang, you nosy little piece of-kay never mind.

MR WANG YOU BUSYBODY SIA. Okay, first of all, hi, I know I haven't posted in awhile, but here's a post. So listen.

My form and maths teacher, Mr Wang, reads my blog. Kaypoh sia. But at least he says I'm funny. SEE, I TOLD YOU PEOPLE!!!! I. AM. FUNNY.

Kay rant is over. Time to go through the normal shit. Hmm... Lemme see. Nothing much happened yesterday. Oooh, Ziana's birthday was yesterday, got her some sunglasses with Dan. She got smashed by cake and cold water with Regina. Haha. OWNED.

Happy birthday to both of them. :D

Dang, my posts are getting shorter and shorter... Sorry la okay. I have a life yknow. Mostly school. So yeah. Peace.

BYE.

harrow.

2010-01-18T19:27:00.000+08:00

I was just about to start writing this when my phone rang. Damnit. Well, at least I have a new introduction now.

Anyways, yes, hello. Birthday was spent in camp, shouldn't talk too much about it. Pretty fun, got presents from Ziana, Bryan, Regina, Cynthia, Yezi, Zuyu, thanks alot. :D I'd post pictures of it but I'm too damn lazy to. So, yeah.

Sec 2 Camp was seriously, wow. Damn, damn, damnnnnnn fun. Dan Ying, Pei Fang, Zamir and Helmi, I love you guys, seriously. Thank you for making the camp so damn fun. Even though we were in the wrong most of the time, you still fought for our rights, and we had fun while you four got scolding. We're so sorry, and we'd like to tell you that we love you, thank you, and that 2E1 is forever grateful for what you did for us.

Okay, enough of that emotional bullshit. Let's move on. School has started FOR REAL now. Assigments are pouring in and all that shit. Gonna have to work extra hard. May be blogging a little less. :D

Choir practice too... Sigh. My life sucks. Yeah, that's all, welcome to my boring life.

KTHXBAI.

fireflies.

2010-01-12T21:47:00.000+08:00

What's up peeps. Been two weeks since I last posted.

So anyways, my birthday is on January 15. Which is on this Friday. And, whatthefuck, from tomorrow, Wednesday, until Friday, I'll be at the Sec 2 Camp. How much does it suck to be one year older, but spend it in a fucking forest?

Not so much, you'd say. Well, fuck you, it's not your birthday. But I don't mind too much. I'm getting a new contract, motherfuckers. Changing my number soon. I think. :l

And I'm never posting a blog post from my iPhone again, because I realize that Apple talks about all that shit, like they have a few hundred thousand apps in the App Store. Well, fuck you, Apple, you don't have a Blogger app.

All you have is fucking BlogPress, which you need to pay a dollar for, which isn't worth it. Because the best things in life are free. Right?

RIGHT?!?!

It's been two weeks since school started. Not too bad, actually. Some of my teachers are changed. Damn. I mean it's good in certain ways, but yeah, damn. Oh, and the Sec 1's this year? Yeah, they're all friggin' retards.

Well, not exactly, but none of them are as confident and brave as I expected, yknow, a little like me. They're all so... kedi. Kedi nak mampos. :)

Lemme see what else I wanna say... OH YEAH.

Okay, we were having Music the other day, so we went to our school's Lab B. And ohmygodwhathtefuckbarbequebananasinyourfuckingasshole, Lab B's computers have all been replaced by Apple iMac's.

WHATHEFUCK? DID MY SCHOOL HIT A FUCKING GOLD MINE? A WHOLE LAB FULL OF THE MOST EXPENSIVE DESKTOP COMPUTERS YOU CAN FIND. MAKE THAT LIKE, TEN FUCKING GOLD MINES, YOU HAVE YOURSELF A WINNER.

Of course I shan't say anything bad, lest I get deprived of my privilege to use those computers. Okay, lemme see if I have anything else, IDON'TTHINKSO KAYBYE.

First.

2010-01-01T14:56:00.001+08:00

What the fuck is up everybody. First post of 2010, and I'm blogging from my iPhone, since I'm too lazy to turn on my computer.

Anyways. What's up. New year, new me. I hope. Hope to fulfil my resolutions. Even though I'm not gonna to. Lmao. That's what I've been Sayin every year, but I either forget it or just don't wanna do it.

Kay this is like the first time I've spammed post two days in a row, but it's not spamming if it's a day apart, fuckers!

Yesimgonnagonow bai.

- Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone

new year, new me.

2009-12-31T18:53:00.000+08:00

What's up, people. This will be my last post for 2009. Next year, another year, another year filled with jokes in my blog. Don't worry, I'm not gonna close this blog, so keep checking back for funny updates.

Anyways, yes hi. I've decided I'm gonna spend the last few minutes of 2009 in a holy place, in hope to bring good luck for 2010. I mean, I already know I'm going to hell, but why the fuck not, right? Wow, wow, wow, just three or four days and I'm back to school. Happy to see my friends again.

Anyways, let me see what I should show you to make up for this boring post... Hmm.

OKAY, I was at Jurong Point the other day, buying my bag, and I was in The Wallet Shop, and I bought this fucking funny wallet. Take a look.

DIS EEZ MAI WOH-LERD

LUBLIEW-OH-HETCH-EL-EE-ARER-DEE

WOH-LERD

Proper Translation:

THIS IS MY WOHLERD

W-O-H-L-E-R-D

WOHLERD

Yep, pretty funny.

IT BETTER BE FUCKING FUNNY, DAMN IT WAS EXPENSIVE.

Anyways, yes, hi. Got a new bag, too, you can see part of it in the background of that photo.

KAYBYE.

lol. just lol.

2009-12-25T03:03:00.001+08:00

Merry Christmas, losers!

I don't suppose anyone reads my blog anymore. LMAO. Because it's like, yknow, dead and all.

Anyways, let's talk about 2009, since it's gonna end.

Wow, wow, wow. One of my best years, I'd say. Fucking sucked crap though. Ha, the irony. Anyways, yeah. Good year. Met a whole lot of people. Yknow who you are, JYians. Love every single one of you. Okay, maybe not some. LOL. Kay whatevz.

So anyways. Damn I say anyways waaaaaaay too much. Screw it. Anyways anyways anyways, I can't wait to see all my friends next yearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. So fun. Like a reunion. Lmao. And also I don't have to tie my hair anymore, yayyyyyyyyyyy. I can finally cut it. I'm not gonna post a picture cos then you'll call me a girl and then I'll cry cos now everyone knows my secret. :'(

Um, yes. Back to the topic. Hmm, good year actually. To summarise it in two words. LOL. Yknow, a few speed bumps, better known as fuck-ups, yeah, they're common, but whatever. Let's hope 2010 is better, eh? Meet more Sec 1's. Oh oh oh, bullying time.

HAHA I am so damn evil~
Nah no bullying. For the first few weeks. Get used to the school, yknow. Let them know where to run if I come after them. HAHAHA.

Six more days to the new year, eh? I need all the fucking luck I can get for next year, so I'm gonna spend 12 midnight in a holy place. I am such an angel. (:

Lemme see what New Year's Resolutions I have:

- STOP SWEARING
- DO BETTER IN STUDIES (PREFERABLY TOP 15 IN CLASS)
- IMPROVE MY ATTITUDE
- BE A BETTER PREFECT
- DON'T IMPREGNATE ANY WOMEN

So, yeah, those are my New Year Resolutions. I'm not interested in yours, so don't tell me. Kay, it's 3:17 in the morning now. I'm tired.

Shoot me.

kay hi.

2009-12-13T09:07:00.000+08:00

Fuck, my blog is dying. Revive, motherfucker, don't die on me.

Hmm, lemme see what to revive it with ah.

I was watching Miss World yesterday night, and yknow how all the people say all you need is a heart to win Miss World? Well, they're fucking retards and douchebags. Three things you need to succeed in life if you're a girl:

BEAUTY

BRAINS

MY NUMBER

Yeah, those are the three things you need to survive. Miss World 2009, Gibraltar.

Okay, first off. I watched the whole Miss World yesterday, but I don't remember the country of the bitch who won. I had to Google it, and the first result they gave me was images. I think I'm feeling sick again.

Second of all, let's do the checklist thing here.

Does Miss Gibraltar have beauty? NO.

Does Miss Gibraltar have brains? NO.

Does Miss Gibraltar have my number? FUCK NO. :(

So yeah, that's about it for Miss Bitch World.

And if you ask me who should've won, I'ma tell you who should have won.

South Africa.

Because, I mean she's not THAAAAAAAAAAAT hot. But she gave a fucking good response for the question thingy la. So yes. It's not all about beauty. Whaddya think your mum is doing at my house? :)

Okay, here's the truth of the matter. I really fucking miss school. Now not all the bullshit that comes with it. Just the friends. They make me want to go school, but two months away. Wah. Damn hard to live without.

Okay, today is December 13th. The day my stupid best friend comes home. Fucker better message me ah. We need to go out. I'm dying at home. Literally.

Kay now this blog is revived with a new post. Clap hand please tyvm.

Kaybye.

oh hello there.

2009-11-26T19:49:00.000+08:00

Hihihihihihihihihihi!
Like totally.

Lmao. So hi. Class outing was uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Two days ago. Because today is the 26th right. Um lemme check. Oh yeah. two days ago. Eh damn fun yknow. Lemme try to recall...

Left home at about 10. Met Afifi at busstop. Played FIFA 10 in a bus. And I realized Afifi is a fucking loser you know. I owned him 3 - 0, (I know I pro thanks thanks.) but he still said he won. lmao. And told the whole world he won. Fucking loser la. Get better than me than talkkkkkkkk! :D

So went to Safra, then um. Played L4D2. I suck at it la. Abit. But whatever. I'll get better. With time. Well fuck you, you're probably worse than me. So yeah. Deal with it. Bitch.

Anyways. Bbq-ed and all that shiz. Got alot of pictures to upload from my phone from JYian Night and this outing, but I'm lazy. So once again. Deal with it, beeeeeeeeeeeetch. Yeah.

And I've formed a new study-session group kinda shit. Where we all come together, take out our books, and talk about our lives. So much for studying. But whatever. We're studying. Each other's lives. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. ~

Ah, I've been so bored these days. I never thought I'd say this. But I miss school. Not fucking studying of course. But friends. And the joys and laughters. Sighhhhhhhhh. Anyway, before this post gets too fucking emotional.

My hair is totally long now manzzcxczxzczc. Like totally. Long. I'm really gonna dye it blonde soon. Not totally. Streaks? Idk. Tell me how I should dye it. And it better be a good fucking dying style. Or you're dead. Mudabitch.

So yeah that's all I have for you. I may actually upload pictures if I'm feeling high. But I'm not. So deal with it. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Ciao outside, mudafucka! ~

sigh.

2009-11-24T02:02:00.000+08:00

I'm blogging now, at 2am, because I can't fucking sleep.

I mean, 2 am, blogging while listening to shit music on iTunes. Everybody's doing it, right?

I'm the only one? Well, everybody SHOULD be doing it. Fun. No really.

Anyway. What the fuck is up. Thinking of dying my hair blonde. Dyed it green the other day, result wasn't too bad. But I think blonde'd be nicer. Tag me, saying if I should dye it blonde or not. Or I'll fucking kill you. Bitch.

So now my sister's blog has haters. It's damn funny yknow. There's this fucker named Posli or Postman or I'mafuckingretard who has a comment for everything. And like ten people fight him back. Go check it out at: I ain't gonna fucking give you the link, cause, then you'll go to her blog and forget all about mine. Bitch.

Just kidding. Click on 'Your mother.' for the link.

Your mother.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, okay let's see vad is on this week. Class outing? Don't know how that's gonna turn out. Oh crap. HAHA.

Theodore, I want your jacket, you fucking piece of shit. I want your PS3 too. And I want your Guitar Hero drum set. And your mic. And your guitars. :D Thanks ah, Christmas present.

Kevin's gone, to his camp shit. The little bitch didn't even leave his phone behind. Fucking ass. He knows I wanted it, and that's the reason he locked it up somewhere. Fuck you, motherfucker. Anyways.

I'm gonna go now. It's 2:10 AM, would you stop fucking pressurising me to post? I'm gonna sleep now. Bye.

Hihi.

2009-11-21T00:33:00.000+08:00

Oh hello what's up.

So just got back from KL, right? Now any normal CCA group would give their group a few weeks rest before performing again right? Not the case. Not at all.

We came back from KL on Monday, and tonight was JYian Night, or JYian's got Talent or some shit. And we had to perform. Waffack manz.

Anyways. It was a good performance. Damn childish la, the choo-choo train or whatever shit. But. Still good. I think. Lmao. Have to thank Theodore for his baby milo jacket which I love so much. Son of a bitch, SELL IT TO ME.

His jacket is like, woah damn nice yaw. Go check it out if you bump it to him. Or bump into me. HAHA, FUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Anyways, yes hi, what's up. Revival attempt 02, and I think we're having progress here. Not bad horrr?

Okay, lemme see, looking through my phone and everything, got a few jokes from KL! Haha, they're damn funny man. Made me laugh like a bitch.

Okay, first one. Me and Alvin are in our hotel rooms.

Alvin: Okay, tonight, supper for Alvin, calling room service. Tenderloin steak man!

Me: Fuck you, if you order than not nice how?

Alvin: You tell me. 52 dollars not nice?

HAHAHAHAHA. And it was damn good la by the way. Hotel room service is damn expensive you know. Fucking expensive. Bastards.

Okay, next one, me and Alvin, watching TV.

TV: Twilight, coming to Star Movies, November 22, 7:00pm.

And they're showing parts of the movie, right?

Alvin: *pointing at Edward Cullen* Eh that fucker hair so messy, look like toilet cleaner sial.

Me: HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WAFFACK MANZ.

Okay, third one, me and Khairi, sitting beside each other, on the bus, uhhhhh, I think on the way to KL or something.

Khairi: Eh, Sunil, you know who's Bruce Lee, right?

Me: Er, yeah, the one testicle kung-fu fucker. Why?

Khairi: Do you know how he asks for water?

Me: How?

Khairi: WA TAHHHHHHHHH! (Shout it or say it out loud, it makes more sense. :D)

Me: HAHAHAHA FUCK that's lame. :l

Oh, yeah Bruce Lee has one fucking testicle. Talk about girlish. HAHAHA I'm a fucker man. Talk about one ball. EH BRUCE, YOU FUCKING GIRL. YOU GOT ONE BALL ISIT? Er, yeah. HAHAHAHAHA.

Damn. Um, lemme see what else ah. Oh, yeah, when I was there they played this movie, Spy Hard. It's like, ohemgee fucking funny shit. The best movie ever. Really, fucking funny. Go check it out.

And this may be my longest post ever. Lmao. Anyways. I'm gonna go, damn tired siaaaaaa. And I have a birthday party to attend tomorrow.

Oh yes, Ziana. Your chocolate is with Cynthia. So please stop hitting me, because I don't have your chocolate. And stop stealing my cap. It's mine. Get your own. :/ Kidding la babe, take my cap, I don't care. But please, your hitting hurts man. Alot. :(

So yeah, have fun, happy holidays, Merry Christmas, go fuck yourself.

Goodbye.

e'm back.

2009-11-17T13:27:00.001+08:00

WAZZUP MUDAFUCKA.

Hey, what's up, I'm back. My blog was dead, so here's revival attempt 01.

Why I haven't been blogging? I've been travelling. Okay, I shouldn't say that. I make it sound like I just fucking went around the world in 80 days. I've been to Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. If you don't know where that is, go fuck yourself.

I was there for a cultural exchange with some university, I think it was UCSI or something. And so my instructor was like.

SUNIL, LISTEN. YOU NEED TO KNOW WHAT A REAL BASS SOUNDS LIKE.

Then, I'm like, erm, you don't think I sound like a fucking bass?

So this guy stood up and started singing "real" bass. (Emphasis on the apostrophe)

Turns out, what I've been singing is boy bass. Which isn't real bass. But it's damn deep, so give me a fucking break la, can?

Anyways, apart from that. Awesome trip. Bought this lighting bolt cap. Don't have a picture, so yeah. I actually wanted to buy the I'm a chance taker one, but I'm not a chance taker. So why must I fucking lie.

There were so many things that happened, I cannot express them all in one post. So, I will do what a lazy son of a bitch would do in these types of situations. Stop the post altogether.

Bye. Fuck you.

family affairs.

2009-11-05T19:22:00.000+08:00

My sister and I (click on sister for her blog) had the funniest conversation two days ago. My MSN personal message is Aucune de vos affaires. This means 'none of your business' in French. But, my dumb sister didn't know this, of course. Hilarity ensues.

Pam: Eh fuck, what does your nick mean?

Me: None of your business.

Pam: Fuck you la! I just wanna know right.

Me: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

Pam: Why the fuck are you being so rude now?

Me: It's NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!

Pam: Okay. Fuck off from my room, and come back when you're ready to tell me.

Me: THAT'S WHAT MY FUCKING NICK MEANS. NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

Sometimes, my sister can be so dumb.

Anyways. HI Y'ALL. Fuck, post check. Last post, October 23. So, if I were to use my mathematical skills correctly... About 12 days. Since I last had a post. Not bad. At least not as bad as some people lah. Like, uh. Bryan.

Click on Bryan for his blog. His blog is fucking deaddd man.. Last post October 17. Wow. Good luck bro. HAHA.

Anyways. School holidays already started! Fuck. Damn boring at home. Whole day glued in my seat. But even that is getting boring la, please. I never thought I'd say this.

But I wanna go back to school. Like, fo real. Because I miss all my friends man. And staying at home sucks ass. No. Sucks it, chews it, swallows it.

And doesn't spit it out. Mudafucka!

Ogayz. Time for the real shiz. What have I been doing? Here's my daily schedule lah, okay. Abit fucked up. But take a look.

THE NIGHT BEFORE

Sleep at 5-6am.

TODAY

Wake up at 2-3pm.

3-3.30 - Brush teeth, wash face, all that shit.

3.30 - 4.30 - Play computer. (I fucking hate it when people use play computer. You play a computer? You play computer games, right? Faggots.)

4.30 - 5.00 - Eat lunch (tell me about it.) Watch a movie on my laptop.

5.00 - 8.00 - Play computer. (The irony. Refer to 3.30 - 4.30)

8.00 - 8.30 - Eat dinner. Watch another movie on my laptop.

8.30 - 4-5am - Play com.

So that's my schedule lah. So fucking pathetic. I think I'm gonna go now. Lemme see what I'm supposed to be dooing noww.... Time check! 7:35. Ah. Still play computer time.

Goodbye.
Motherfuckers.

hmm.

2009-10-24T10:10:00.000+08:00

So, as requested from about fifteen people, I will try to have at least one post in my blog without vulgarities. So, Pinkie, Ziana, Danish, Bryan, and all the others, this is for you.

So, we had our Swimming Carnival yesterday right? It was like the whole school at the poolside. And we booked the pool. How cool is that? The pool was practically ours. omg. Yeah, so the first off was Mass Swim, the whole school had to swim, one point for one swimmer, so I swam a few times. Swam? I dunno what's the word. Swum? Swimmed?

My hair is getting really long. When I wake up, it looks like an armpit, so I have to comb and straighten it everyday. I don't plan to cut it. Well, not for the next few months at least. And everything's going well, actually. Hair's long, school's gonna end (everybody gotta love that), and my pimples are going away.

So I'm like, what the hell, I'm called Freckleface and Pimpleface, give me a break. So my mum went out in search of the perfect acne cream/medication thing and she found this Oxy one. So I'm using it now, don't see much improvement yet, but hopefully soon. I need those pimples off my face man. Geez.

If I'm not wrong, as promised, I will have the Twitter up within a day from now. I'm sorry it took so long, but just bear with me, it will be up! So that's all I gotta say, another update soon. Been really busy even though I'm so free. I'm busy being free. That's it!

Anyways, I'm gonna go now.

Chao outside, motherfuc*er! (It isn't a vulgarity if I censor it.)

EDIT: Twitter is up. Check it out if I don't update.

takeitago.

2009-10-15T21:29:00.000+08:00

wassup y'all. Haven't seen you asses in like, a few days. So, what's happenin man. EOY'S are over, shit was fucked up, but okay I guess.

So went swimming today with Dan and Bryan. MAN, TANNED AS FUCK. It's like, WOW. Damn tanned, even with sunblock and all that shit. I did something like so stupid today...

Well, so I was like, putting my stuff in the locker. And I locked it, right. And Dan's like, "Dude, where the fuck's your goggles?" And I'm like, oh fuck, it's inside the locker. AND THESE LOCKERS AT THE SWIMMING POOL ARE FUCKED.

Like, uh, so if you wanna use the locker right, you have to put in two twenty cents, and when you open it, even for a fraction of a second, if you wanna lock it again, you need to put two twenty cents again. So I'm like, Oh fuck, it's inside the locker. And so I open the locker, and Dan pointed to something above my locker, and laughed loud as fuck.

And I look up, THERE ARE MY FUCKIN' GOGGLES, above my locker. Those two bitches were hysterical for hours. So like, came back from Listening Comprehension, like half an hour and it's school over, and then went to Macs for breakfast, then went home, slacked, go to stadium, swim.

And you realize whenever you swim, you get like so hungry, people buy stuff from 7-11 to eat, you wanna eat the whole fuckin shop. Like, fo serious. The whole shop. Yeah, that's how hungry I was.

"HEADLINE NEWS: 7-11 STORE AT JURONG WEST SPORTS COMPLEX MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARS"

*whistles*

Anyways, I still haven't got the Twitter shit figured out for my blog yet, but I'll probably have it up soon. If I don't post for a couple of days, check my Twitter. I'll be putting the link shortly, if possible. Check that shit out.

OH YEEAH! I was lookin through some old shit yesterday, and like, fo serious, I found my old Rubik's Cube and I'm like, oh fuck. I can't remember how to solve this. So I went online to, ya know, refresh my memory, and I'm like, I STILL GOT IT! Still about a minute to solve it, not bad after the cube is as dusty as fuck, and I haven't touched it for like a year. So now I'm just re-solving it like a idiot everyday. Was talking to Afifi on MSN the other day. He was like:

Afifi: eh puki bodoh, start rubiks cube lagi ah siol, kan eoy dah lepas
Sunil: what the fuck are you saying, bro?
Sunil: can ah, tomorrow or what, ask dan all start again
Afifi: ok ah siol, besok orang main duelmasters kan, kami main rubik's cube, best siol!!!!
Sunil: Yeah, yeah.

Not exactly like that, but close. And if you non-Malay shits don't understand it, then go look in a dictionary man, I had trouble understanding that shit too holmes.

Well, I'm gonna go. Ciao.

Fuckers.

electricity.

2009-10-11T13:26:00.000+08:00

I GOT A FUCKING ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH.

How cool is that? Like, how many of you have a toothbrush that actually fucking vibrates and practically does the brushing for you? Yeah, bitches, go jealous with rage. Fuck, technology pwns.

Damn, fool. Man. Anyfuckingway, exams are coming. You know I was on Facebook the other day, well technically I'm on Facebook all the fucking time, but I was on Facebook, and I saw this page, "Let's Kill The Fucker Who Created Exams". Haha, I lol'ed so fucking hard at that. It's hard to imagine, like some fucker going around stabbing like Albert Einstein or some shit. I don't know, who the fuck created exams? All I know is the fucker who created light. Asshole.

Life has been a bitch for a couple of days, been out alot, you know, library, studying (yeah fucking right), swimming. HEY YEAH! I Know how to swim. I mean I didn't but now I know, so yeeeah. And been around the swimming pool alot, like been going there for the past two fuckin' weeks.

Yeah, on YouTube alot as well. There's this dude I watch, RayWilliamJohnson, who's funny. And he likes make videos about viral videos, so he's fuckin hilarious, check 'em out. And there's this video where he shows this 10-year-old kid who talks about celebrity nude pics and scandals.

HE IS SO FUCKING FUNNY, AND HE'S 10 MAN! FUCKING TEN YEARS OLD. Here's the fucker's link:

http://www.youtube.com/user/DaPhamily

Here's the video of RayWilliamJohnson talking about him:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzdNpiuROq4

And here's the full video of the young ass, who Ray calls KevJumba Junior:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVwQwAqKJE4

Oh my God, this is so fuckin hilarious. I hope his parents find out about what this fucker is doing when he's on the computer and fucking owns him. Haha, he should make a video about that. Fuckin' hilarious.

I got a Twitter account. I won't be posting on my blog that much because there are exams and all that fuckin shit, but more stuff coming up after examsss!

Anyways, once I find out how the fuck to put Twitter on my blog, just check out my Twitter, I'll be posting random things about my life and all that fuckin' shit.

so, Yeah, that's all I have for you fucking assholes. So, stop bothering me. Fuck off.

gee.

2009-09-30T20:33:00.000+08:00

waddup waddup waduppppp.

So, it's like, been almost two weeks since I last had a post...

Let's see, update update update...

Nothing much actually. Oh yes fuck, how could I forget.

So it was a few days ago, you know, morning, bathe, school... So we were like scheduled for a assembly performance. Like what the fuck right? But, who cares. So we had a due performance for assembly, so like we had to rehearse before performance, rightttt? Well, the time we got before performance was during mother tongue, so like my teacher was all, oh my god, what the fuck, no lesson for my period?

And we're like yeah, we have to rehearse... And Ziana was the only one who said we rehearsed the period before... just one period, and we're like no bitch, and yes, bitch, and all that stuff, so it was crazy..

So, it's like after recess, turns out Ziana was right. Fuck. So we were totally owned for Mother Tongue, like we all stood up except for Ziana, and all that shit. DAMN.

Well, let me see, what else do I have for you... Hmm.

Ok, I know this is like, so fuckin' old, but I just had to share this. There's this site.

http://www.fmylife.com/

It is the fucking funniest site ever. It's like a site people go to to tell people how fucked up their lives are. Here are a few of my favourites:

Today, I got home from London and discovered my apartment had been broken in to and pretty much everything was gone. I ask my neighbour if he heard anything. He did. He thought I was moving out. He doesn't like me so he helped the guys move out my TV and the rest of my stuff.

Fuck, I laughed so hard at this.

Today, whilst I was in a corner deli getting snacks, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to drive the car 50m down the street so that I would be confused when I come out... She was picked up by a cop driving without her license and now my car is impounded for 28 days.

Hahahaha.

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend who had just been awakened by her own fart.

So, yeah, that's all I have for you... So, deal with it.

Oh, yeah, if you visit my blog and don't tag, I will find you, hunt you down and fucking kill you.

Motherfucker.

tiring.

2009-09-17T21:02:00.001+08:00

Wow, it's been a long, long day.

Where should I start? Okay, I'll start with this morning. Latecoming duty, bla bla bla, wrote the report, bla bla bla, run 2.4km.

AH, RUN 2.4KM!

So, run run run, then suddenly, wait... I don't know who started it.

So, someone started stepping on Zi-OH YEAH.

So me, Bryan and Dan were walking behind Ziana, and suddenly Bryan stepped on Ziana's shoe. Likee, stepped on it. So that it came off and showed her socks. From the back. You get what I mean.

So, it came off, and she was all pissed and all, AND THAT WAS WHEN THE GAME STARTED.

So, we were all like stepping each other's shoes and shit, AND I REALIZED ZIANA CAN'T STEP ON SHOES FOR SHIT.

She needs lessons. From professionals.

So, the stepping-shoe game began, continued, step step step, cry cry cry, shout shout shout, whack me for no reason... and then I fell.

Well, I stepped on Ziana's shoe, then I fell. Yeah. And she kept bugging me about it on the way to class.

ANYWAY, so later in the day, Malay oral, didn't even fucking study. But, you have to think. How do you study for an oral? Do you practice speaking or some shit? I don't get it, how do you study for oral?

So, left class at 1.40pm, assemble at foyer, take bus to Hwa Chong. And that school is fucking BIG, man. Damn big. Like, you had to walk 1km to reach the entrance.

Haha, not that big, but still. So yeah.

Colours award rehearsal, fun with Tarmugi and Romzi, laugh laugh laugh, play play play, rehearse rehearse rehearse, usher usher usher, and it's 5pm. Then went back home.

Ziana just messaged me.

Oh, it's to bug me.
Fuck.

the excursion of a feeling.

2009-09-16T20:29:00.000+08:00

So, I got a blog.

Now, many of you will be thinking, "Erm, yeah, obviously, because I'm at this page, it's his blog." But, it's just that, I don't make blogs.

Well, not often.

When I registered for shoutsunilll.blogspot.com, it was available, so I registered it under my e-mail. and I realized I had 6 blogs already.

Yeah, SIX. ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX.

Well, I deleted all of them. It's time to move on, we're living in the new millenium. Haha, new millenium? Man, I'm talking crap.

Anyways, if it wasn't for Ziana, I wouldn't posting now. She was the one that pestered me to get a blog. Well, she didn't pester, but you catch my drift. Even the blog URL was something she made up.

But the skin's all mine. MINE. Well, I didn't make it, but still. MINE.

And I realize that when you come to a blog, you expect to read about people's lives. Like, you know, how they got up, took a shit, brushed their teeth, had a bath, blah blah blah.

BUT, my blog isn't going to be like that. It'll still be about my life and all that, but way more vulgar, and WAY, WAY, WAY more funny. Well, I don't need to think about jokes.

Remember that quote from that guy? What was it now... OH YEAH.

"Humour doesn't come from thoughts, it comes from actions."
Alamak, outstanding.

Wait, who said that? Oh, yeah, no one did.

See? I told you my life's fucked up.